What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:50

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
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From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Octopussy
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
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Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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